Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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