Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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