I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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