okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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