his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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