I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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