My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do plants get herpes?
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