His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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