YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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