Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
