i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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