Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I wear drunk well.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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