TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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