Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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