I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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