you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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