Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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