After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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