Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Alive.
So much puke
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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