Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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