They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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