i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
