oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am midnight drunk by noon
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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