Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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