Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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