We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
