I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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