Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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