i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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