This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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