Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Randomize
