so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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