this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
thus making me awesome and them whores
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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