im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I see more hoeing in ur future
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