There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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