I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
