nut hugger
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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