OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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