Whoa Z and x make the same sound
now i know why i became what i already was.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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