Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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