Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
