I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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