Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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