but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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