Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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