she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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