Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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