i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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