I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The adults are the big ones right?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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