omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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