Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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