did you get engaged???
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
accomplished twins. life is a go
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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